Thursday, January 5, 2012

Timeless Tees Get Busted

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Albert Einstein said: “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

Busted Tees says: “Haters Gonna Hate.”

Busted Tees has distilled, in three simple words, what Einstein so eloquently stated about human nature and mankind.

Silhouettes of the famous haters from the Muppet Show, Statler & Waldorf–the caustic, cynical judges from the Peanut Gallery who never liked anything at all except themselves–are watching quietly for once, above the message on the t-shirt. It’s almost as though they have nothing left to say.

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The irony is compounded by the fact that the two characters, who only go around criticizing the efforts of others, are really just a couple of puppets, controlled by someone else and devoid of a brain.

For the outspoken one or the controversial individual on your list, Busted Tees make a great gift. Printed on the shirts are iconic messages with an urban friendliness and hip joie de vivre that let you make a bold statement to everyone out there, for 20 bucks or less.

Whether you’re into literature

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geography

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political incorrectness

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…or your basic Constitutional rights

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Busted Tees simplify everything in comfy, 100% combed cotton, and the company’s brilliant street approach to lofty ideas continues to amaze me.

Here are some more of my favorite Busted Tees.

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This shirt makes the perfect Quinceañera present. I would love to see it on a Latina princess with a wit that’s quicker than a Butterfly knife.

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Funny, but also true. Wouldn’t your kid look smart wearing this Busted Tee while walking home from school?

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Give this tee to your therapist and maybe he will forget about all the money you owe him…Okay, maybe not.

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I’m sure we all know someone this shirt would fit. Buy it in Economy Size for the bargain price of 14 billion dollars.

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Look on the bright side, unless of course, this is the bright side.

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It’s great connecting with old friends again, and being stalked by all your enemies. Let them know you care.

Busted Tees are printed on the softest, highest quality American Apparel t-shirts and make a funny, heart-warming gift that is sure to put a smile on everyone’s faces…except, perhaps, the haters. 🙂

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